By WR Jones
I was walking with a friend last week when I launched into one of my most interesting stories. I was totally flummoxed when she stopped me saying she had already heard this story…. 3 times. What’s more she had been kind in the past not telling me she had already heard ALL of my stories. She was getting, no – make that was already bored stiff and was looking for a new walking partner.
Jesus H. Christ, when did this start? How long have I been repeating myself? I’m so embarassed. I need a new walking partner so I can tell my stories with out risk (for awhile anyways).
I’m going to start plagarizing life stories. I’m surfing the net to get background material on fighter pilots and bull riders. I was looking up doctor stuff but those words are so hard to pronounce it might seem as if I’m lying or, heaven forbid, plagarizing.
If you have any interesting life stories I might use – send them to “firstname.lastname@example.org”. I will pay if I must. I will send you a link to where I have put my life savings into E-Gold. They tell me I’m making 135%/yr on my investment. Really, I’m an investment genius, I shouldn’t need stories to impress a woman.