By WR Jones
I’ve got a new type of spam that shows up at work. My work email is email@example.com. I’m getting spam that claims it is from firstname.lastname@example.org to me at email@example.com. What level of moron would try to sell me something that is supposed to come from myself? They try to be tricky with the subject matter – “How to pleasure her a whole lot more than you’ve been doing so far you total loser”, “On your missing house payment”, “Call me”, “Jerry missed his flight”, “Sorry I missed your birthday party”, “So sorry your father died, are you coming back for the funeral?”, ” Warning! Server Down”, “Corporate Party Date”, “Question for colleagues” etc.
I got a really really valuable spam this morning that tells me I can store my money privately in E – gold. I’m starting to feel a lot more secure about the future of the economy. This has to be better than putting the money under the mattress. E – Gold? Would that be 24K?
More to the point what kind of moron would purchase from such a site?
Out of curiosity I have clicked on these links. You may be thinking, “There you go, there is one of those morons. Has he been hit in the head?”
I do this on my work computer so I’m depending on IT to protect me from any virus. Every one I click on lists a group of limp dick pills you can order with no Dr. examination. This flacidity is apparently pandemic. I’m taken aback that the population hasn’t fallen like a rock instead of continuing to grow. I’m thinking if you can’t get it up you should not be making babies. And for sure if you are ordering this stuff you should not be allowed to have children. Let’s not try to evolve perfect morons.
On another note – I went to a doctor today (for hip pain and a limp dick) ok, ok only for the hip pain. I will see Trixie and Bubbles later about the limp part.
XRays showed I have arthritis in my hip joint. Here is the advice I want to pass on to you. I told him the pain starts after I walk about 3 miles. He told me to stop walking after two miles. Son-of-a-bitch, why couldn’t I think of that?
So he recommends Glucosamine, Chondrotin, and MSM. I bought a bottle of 240 caplets for only $75. Serving size 4 caplets. By the time I take all the blood pressure, aspirin, calcium, B12, B6, one-a-day, etc supplements my appetite is ziltch and so is my wallet.
Somewhere out there is a modicum of pleasure – I shall seek it out; 2 miles at a time.