By WR Jones
I had leave work in the middle of the morning yesterday to head home and put ice on my back. Yet another gym injury. I could see it coming when that dufuss instructor started the double exercise of squats and lifting weights overhead, but I did it anyway.
My knee hurts most of the time, I’ve several back injuries, my shoulder hurts, my right forearm hurts with each keystroke. Now I’ve switched to using the mouse with my left hand. I tried mixing paint left handed. It was 9:00 PM before I had the color mixed to catch that sunrise.
My brain is deteriorating every bit as fast as the rest of me. I don’t like to be a pessimist but I can see myself on my deathbed smoking one last cigar and reading one last headline:
FDA Approves New Drug To Extend Life Another 150 Years – To Cost $17 Per Month.