This is the demo I did for my class yesterday. I only had a few students because half of them were at a workshop at another art school whose name I will not publish here in case I should lose the other half of my class to LA Fig. On Wednesdays, talk invariably turns into a discussion of American Idol, of which, for the first time, I have become sucked in. We all speculated that it would be Brook, or Jason that would go last night. That was when we thought America had a LICK of sense.
What was up with THAT??? Carly Smithson you bozo’s? Who is voting for these singers. I admit, I do not. And I should. Because I clearly recognize that Carly is far and away more talented than Jason Castro. Oh but he has the bedroom eyes. Is it a bunch of teeny boppers voting on their little pink cell phones? Pah-lease. I am depressed today. I will totally miss Carly next week. I don’t even think I will watch the show, because there is no hope left in this world. The environment is going to hell, our economy is in the shitter, Laura Bush wore white when the Pope came, and CARLY SMITHSON GOT VOTED OFF.
Simon, please compliment Jason Casto next week. Tell him of all the contestants, you would choose to sleep with him first.