By W.R. Jones
Yes I know it is not a traditional looking tree but think of this, the reindeer can rest and stoke up on some of this fine grass. You can warm your fat butt for awhile and I will leave a thermos of coffee along with a ham and cheese sandwich in the crook of the tree.
I’ve decided to include a photo of what I
expect demand to find under this tree on Christmas morn.
I thought perhaps with a photo those miscreant elves of yours might not screw it up like they did last year, and the year before that, and the year before that….
All my love,
PS – I have been a very good boy all year.