By W.R. Jones
If I were a turkey, and come to think of it, I have been called one a time or two, this is what I’d have for Thanksgiving dinner.
And don’t give me any of those stringy tough gym raised legs either. I want those tender, couch potato, whole grain creampuff eaters. The ones that watch soap operas all day. Here in our labs at Chicken Crotch U. we don’t fully understand the mechanism but it seems there is something in watching that crap for hours at a time that breaks down the protein structure making the leg muscle very tender.
If you wish to contribute to our research efforts in this process please email large sums to Bill “Turkey Legs” Jones, Dept. Chair. All charitable donations are tax deductible. Well, they are good for a few years anyway. The IRS takes awhile on these types of investigations. Meanwhile you can invest those saved tax dollars in my easel making business.