by WR Jones
Ok, she does not have large breasts. I was going to title this post Large Tits but Lisa tells me that word is offensive to women in general. I don’t know why it should be. Don’t we have equality? I know I stopped opening doors and paying for drinks or anything else for women long ago (not out of concern for equality – just laziness and being a tightwad). I can’t think of any name for the male member that would be offensive to men except maybe; little man, tiny, shorty, minuscule, etc. Lisa acts the hardened journalist afraid of no words, but she is really a caring person that doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
The title has nothing to do with the drawing, I used it in the fashion of the National Enquirer, a misleading headline to suck you in, then I’m going to talk about this coming Sunday’s church picnic and how much everyone should contribute, send your money (cash) directly to me. Trying to build circulation you understand. And why not, all media (radio, magazine, newprint, TV) use this bullshit method to make us stay up ’til 11 to watch Lindsey Lohan deliver the alien baby.
I used this title because I noticed in the blog stats that my post on “Painting The Natural Breast” was getting more clicks than the others. I’m just curious to see if this will get clicks as well. It is hard for me to imagine anyone Googling for breasts in this age, they are exposed everywhere, you would think interest would wane. I got to thinking last night maybe the viewers are from parts of the world where they tent up the ladies. I should be able to tell this if I post with a title like “Painting the Sensuous Knee Cap” to see how many clicks that gets.
Bored with this post – too late you already read it – but for your patience here is a little treat: