I was watching “Antiques Roadshow” the other night and saw someone’s Steiff bear appraised at a small fortune. So I say to myself, “What the hell, I can paint a ratty looking stiff bear”. Here he is; for you people who can’t spell for shit this is your opportunity to pick up one of these fuzzy little things for a later appearance on “Antiques Roadshow”. You are going to look like a collector genius.
Also, sucking your thumb and rubbing this fuzzy bear against your nose is an excellent way to get to sleep.