Lisa, elevate your feet and have a Jordan Almond. For those of you who have not had the pleasure of direct interaction with Lisa, let me point out she is prone to getting snippity about the least little transgression from her book of LISA RULES. Here is a clear example of what I’m talking about – while she was visiting the ladies room, I took it upon myself to do a bit of touch up painting on the canvas she was working on. Did she thank me? NO! She said I was breaking another rule; painting on someone else’s work is not allowed in her world. But her painting was better. Doesn’t it make sense to work on the best possible piece? I would be an idiot to keep working on that loser I was producing. Lisa is not thinking logically – don’t you agree?
I plan on continuing my errant ways; painting from photos and painting on Lisa’s canvas the moment her back is turned. I’ll just have to suffer the rants and hard raps on my knuckles with her brush handle.