Just What We Needed ~ Another Mini MallDecember 29, 2008
By WR Jones
Apparently there has been a mass die off of those with brains. I was walking through yet another new mini mall yesterday. Has everyone been hit in the head?
It has two pizza places, a pasta place, a subway sandwich place, an ice cream place, a yogurt place, another restaurant, and a bank; just what we needed. I don’t see any purpose in keeping that flat fertile farmland. After all, we don’t need to grow any food, we can order a pizza.
We have mini malls that have had vacancies for the past 10 years. What makes anyone think this is going to work? They are just a horrible blight. They all end up run down with empty buildings. Are there no qualified city planners left alive?
Use waitresses/tellers dressed as above to deliver the pizzas, pasta, and ice cream, and to work the teller windows. Have a couple of kiosks, one for crack and one for meth. This is all about making money for someone so let’s get some serious cash flowing here.